Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. ————— LYRICS Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he’s already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil’s a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who’s countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven’t changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo! Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage – it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you’ll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
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Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. ————— LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog” Well connected – i got crazy links SEO just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That’s why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females – on fire like foxes i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. ————— LYRICS: MSN: You aint intellectual, I own all the property your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly I serve the world. you should ask ya momma cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father I’m blowin up, without the VC, Remember it was me who invented the PC Your just an upstart – you think you got smarts? But I’m the V12, you’re just the spare parts Check out the stash – the dirty leg-chaps, You’d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno Yahoo: Your users got questions – Yahoo’s got answers You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer You can’t fly, your design is so heavy, The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times Your stock hasnt gone up since 99 You must wanna get hurt, huh MSN? Your name’s an acronym, for SNM Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live? It takes more than changing your name to survive I’m the best in the West, get it straight, ya see 40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me