MSN vs GOOGLE – Search Engine Rap Battle

Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. ————— LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog” Well connected – i got crazy links SEO just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That’s why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females – on fire like foxes i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia

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25 Responses to “MSN vs GOOGLE – Search Engine Rap Battle”

  1. TheHamwithSyrup Says:

    When do you think they’ll make a Bing vs. Google rap battle?

  2. xvintagesoulx Says:

    google PWNS!

  3. Lanklad480 Says:

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  4. mistalake Says:

    google ftw for sick pcs!

  5. mistalake Says:

    google ftw for sick pcs!

  6. StrikeDaMic Says:

    Nice line though: “He bought YouTube for two million bucks / you bought YouTube – the search still sucks” :D

  7. DavoskiTaylor Says:

    MAn this stupid nigga straight up sucks cuz. and so do yall on here w/ no life YOU GOT SUMN TO SAY PUSSY BITCH? 334-380-1196, TRY ME fools. . . .

  8. ItzTheDean Says:

    “your search results say search Wikipedia” haha

  9. xboxplaya420 Says:

    google

  10. pchancey007 Says:

    @StrikeDaMic It rhymes but youtube, dosen’t assist Google in searchin’.

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  12. DeathDevice1212 Says:

    retarded

  13. 070rapper Says:

    hi guys i’m unknown rapper i hope from you to visit my channel and check out my song

  14. Flaitesexy Says:

    msn pwneds google

  15. SophiaVIP Says:

    cuz your search results say search Wikipedia <— LOLOLOLLOLOL

  16. Toxicdude12 Says:

    @pchancey007 no GOOGLE ASS-ISTS youtube in ‘searchin’. ;D

  17. MrErjavec Says:

    @Flaitesexy
    whatever

  18. pattycake101ful3 Says:

    msn is much better google sucks

  19. Dj064ever Says:

    Killer line -
    Gmails got females – on fire like foxes. I’m six gigs deep up in their inboxes.”

    The world play kills MSN.

  20. AbbandonLOD Says:

    Internet Gangstas

  21. Natasha26 Says:

    msn is a search engine? i had no idea.

  22. Boekemannetje Says:

    Gmails got females – on fire like foxes
    i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes

    ouch!

  23. FullArsenalTV Says:

    Bing rules!!!

  24. oculam97 Says:

    can somebody give me only the name of the music
    cause i want to do an portuguese imitation
    xD

  25. Seowebperu Says:

    SEO battle rap, what’s next lol. Nice vid I’m gonna check out some more.

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